Sunday, October 31, 2010

Paris Hilton Can't Count Too Good


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Paris Hilton
made an outrageous claim to Glamour UK


"I've only done it [had sex] with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss."

She goes on:


"I think it's important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag; they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won't respect you; he'll want you much more if he can't you have you."

I can see her point, but I am still a little fuzzy on her math.  Now we know she's done it with Rick Salomon; there's video proof of that.   She told Tyra Banks all about how she and Benji Madden "kept it spicy," and I don't think she was talking about Cajun cooking.  So I'll count that as proof of two, which is technically "a couple."  In addition, she's been engaged twice, to Paris Latsis and Jason Shaw.  On top of that, she dated Nick Carter and Stavros Niarchos.  
Based on this evidence, I initially concluded that either...
1) Paris' math skills aren't too good.
2) Her vocabulary skills aren't too good either.
3) She was so drunk and/or high that she doesn't remember everything she's ever done.
3) She's just lying.
However... The News of the World recently quoted Paris as saying, “Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex."   If she's been out with six guys (that we know of), that would mean she's had sex with at least three of them.  I could live with three being "a couple."  I can't believe I'm saying this, but maybe she's not just being disingenuous after all.

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